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Ozzy and Sharon Divorcing?

“SHARRRRON! DON’T LEAVE ME, SHARON!” Has Ozzy Osbourne been yelling those words more than usual lately? Recent photos of moving vans parked outside of a new home for Sharon Osbourne have sparked a lot of rumors involving the married couple. The Sun added to the madness, claiming that Ozzy had moved into a rental “mansion.” Because that is apparently what rich people do. Forget hotels, apartments or staying with family, they rent mansions!

Anyway, Sharon was seen moving into a house located in Beverly Hills and she did not appear to be wearing her wedding ring. Rumors spread across the internet and multiple sources claimed that their 31-year-old marriage had sadly come to an end. However, their son Jack Osbourne posted the following message on his Twitter account,

So, who is telling the truth here? Well, like always, the truth is somewhere in between. Ozzy Osbourne posted the following message on his Facebook page early this morning…Ozzy wrote,

“For the last year and half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an a–hole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober. Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I’m just trying to be a better person. I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period……and my fans.”

I’m confused. Hasn’t Ozzy been drunk and high his entire life? It’s not like you can tell the difference between drunk Ozzy and sober Ozzy. Both mumble incoherently, sleep all day and drool. I fail to see where his recent behavior would be a problem.

Something smells fishy here! I have a feeling there will be more to this story.

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