Charlie Sheen Destroys Farrah Abraham In Hilarious Letter
Farrah Abraham sure is making a lot of enemies lately, huh? She’s pissed off her family, friends, the porn industry and now Charlie Sheen. A couple of days ago, Farrah released a few text message conversations between her and Charlie Sheen. You can view the text messages down below…
As you can see, it appears like Farrah really wanted to meet up with Charlie Sheen. Why? Who knows. Maybe she wanted to film another sex tape and she wanted Charlie to be in it? Maybe she just really liked that Two and Half Men show and she wanted an autograph. In any event, she wanted to meet him and it seemed like Charlie was entertaining the idea, as well. However, that has changed now. Charlie is PISSED at Farrah for sharing their private conversation with the world, and he wrote her a letter to prove just how angry he is…
“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
Your daughter must be so proud.
Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.”
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Damn, he really didn’t hold back, did he? “Guzzler of stagnant docuhe agua.” I feel like that needs to be on a t-shirt or something. I can’t tell if he’s just really embarrassed that he was caught texting Farrah, or if he’s really just pissed that she shared the conversation with the world. I think it’s a little bit of both.
Either way, I am guessing they won’t be having coffee anytime soon. (365)