Westboro Baptist Church Calls Taylor Swift A Whore - T.V.S.T.

Westboro Baptist Church Calls Taylor Swift A Whore

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Well, the Westboro Baptist Church is taking a little break from hating on gays and crashing the funerals of soldiers. They’re now going after America’s little sweetheart, Taylor Swift.

They plan to protest her August 3 concert in Kansas City. The church of evil released a statement on Taylor Swift’s whorish behavior,

“She’s widely loved. She’s got huge approval ratings. What she’s famous for is hopping around from one bed from another. This girl is a whore. Who else is gonna say that if it’s not the church of the Lord Jesus? She’s coming into our backyard. So we’re gonna go preach to her. Taylor tries to pretend that she’s a good Christian. But she’s not.”

Really? They’re going to go after Taylor Swift now? Who is next? Barney? The Easter Bunny? Betty White? Geez. I know these fools just want attention and that is probably why they do all of these terrible things, but I can’t help but think there are those who actually believe in everything they are saying.

It makes me sad that there are really people out there like this. Also, while it is true that Taylor has dated around quite a bit, it doesn’t really seem like she’s getting any. In fact, that’s probably the reason most of her relationships fail. I imagine she is the type that makes the dude say, “I love you” before even giving a little hand job during a movie.

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