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Drugs Found On Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus

Our favorite little trouble maker is at it again. U.S. border agents searched the Justin Bieber’s bus as it crossed the border from Windsor, Canada.

During their search, a police dog used his sniffer and found a presence of drugs on the bus.

Agents ended up finding a small amount of marijuana, they cited the bus driver and allowed them all to go on their merry way. Justin Bieber was not on the tour bus at the time of the search, he was probably too busy spitting on more of his fans or something.

Honestly, this is really not all that big of deal. I’m pretty sure the only tour bus that doesn’t have marijuana on it is probably Slipknot’s tour bus, and that’s only because marijuana is too weak for them. We all know Justin Bieber smokes a little weed every now and then, and that’s probably the most normal thing that he does.

What we need to be worried about is his disgusting spitting habits. I’m not sure if he has some weird spitting fetish, or maybe he just has a lot of shit in his mouth that he needs to get rid of. Whatever it is, he needs to get it checked out, or at least carry a little bucket with him everywhere he goes. He’s going to spit on the wrong person sometime soon and get his ass kicked.

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