March 31st, 2015
Watch: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away Car On Jimmy Kimmel Live
Oprah Winfrey suffers from a terrible condition called, “Giveacarotosis” it’s described as a “sudden feeling that comes over an individual that makes them want to give free cars to people.” It’s not a life threatening condition, but it can make you go broke really fast if you don’t have as much cash as Oprah has.
You can watch video of Oprah’s condition flaring up during her recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live,
Wow, what a terribly awesome condition. She just gets that feeling and can’t help herself. People who suffer from the condition say it’s a lot like having a very generous bout of diarrhea. Once the feeling hits you, there is no stopping it.
Generosity and warmth take over your body and you must give away a car to someone. A man from Canada has actually found a cost-effective way of dealing with this condition. He gives people little Matchbox cars because that is all he can afford, “I do what I can. Most of the time people look at me like I’m crazy, but some people really seem to appreciate it.” the man said.
If you think you might be suffering from “Giveacarotosis” please go see your doctor immediately. Don’t be embarrassed. There are many others like you out there.[more…]