Taylor Swift And Several Other White Folks Attempt To Dance At Golden Globes After-Party (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift might have mastered country music and the “shocked” face, but she hasn’t mastered dancing. She hasn’t even passed the beginner level in dancing.

In fact, Taylor Swift, is so bad at dancing that she makes this girl look like Michael Jackson,

Do you think we’re exaggerating? Well, we have video proof of Taylor Swift’s horrible dance moves. Let’s start off with her dancing at the CMT Awards,

F–king terrible, right? It looks like she’s trying to escape from a straitjacket. And that poor guy next to her, oh man, he didn’t know what to do with any part of his body. Hands in pocket, hands out of pocket, hips moving, smiling, not smiling, rubbing his chin, hands back in pocket. It’s like a watching a Chihuahua trying to pass a turd that is too big for its butt hole.

Anyway, Taylor Swift was spotted dancing again just the other day at the Golden Globes after-party. You know how most things look better in the dark? Well, that’s not the case with Taylor Swift’s dance moves.

What the heck is going on here? I didn’t think it was possible, but I am pretty sure the two dudes in the front were even worse than Taylor.

This is why I stop myself when I feel my feet start to move. I’ll be at the grocery store and this funky song will start to play, and I’ll get this feeling deep inside me. You know that feeling? This energy just builds up inside of you and your feet start moving and then your hips get in on the action.

But then I shut that sh-t down because I know better.