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Anna Kendrick Covers Elle Magazine, Claims She Hasn’t Been Hit On In Over Four Years

The beautiful Anna Kendrick is the cover girl for the July issue of Elle magazine, and she looked mighty fine in her elegant photo shoot for the magazine.

And even though there are millions of dudes around the world who would love to take Anna out for dinner, she tells the magazine it’s been years since she’s been hit on. According to Anna, she hasn’t been hit on since filming Up in the Air, which was released back in 2009.

“Honest to God.” She told the magazine. She and her former boyfriend Edgar Wright broke up just last year, so she hasn’t had a lot of time to get back into the dating world.

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The 28-year-old actress also admitted to being an ultra-late bloomer…

“When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs.”

But Anna admitted, “I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs!”

I still can’t believe she hasn’t been hit on since 2009. Does she not ever leave the house? Maybe guys are just too nervous to walk up to her and confess their love for her.

If I saw Anna in some small coffee shop, this is how the conversation would go…

Me: Excuse me, Anna? I know someone who would just burst with excitement if he ever saw you in person.

Anna: Aw, that’s so sweet. Is he here today?

Me: Yes!

Anna: Where is he?

Pulling down my pants

Me: Penis, meet Anna Kendrick.

Anna pours hot coffee all over Mr. Penis.