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10 Times We Wondered What The Heck Was Going On Inside The Mind Of Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is one of my favorite actors. I am not saying he is one of the best actors, I’m just saying that he seems like a great guy, and I am usually entertained by his movies. One of my favorite movies starring Keanu is Hardball. That’s an odd choice, right? It wasn’t exactly loved by the critics, scoring a 39% on Rotten Tomatoes.

But let’s forget about his movies for a moment. Reeves is one of my favorite actors because he’s such a nice dude. He’s too nice for Hollywood. He is known for giving gifts to the hard working crew members of whatever blockbuster he’s currently working on. He’s also volunteered to take pay cuts on several different films to make room for other actors.

If you click on the link below the number 6 photo on this list, you’ll see another example of how considerate this dude is. I could go on and on about all the incredibly nice things Keanu has done for other people, but that’s not what this list is about.

This list is about the thoughts going on inside Keanu’s brilliant mind…

 

 

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No. 10 – Where Is My Helmet?

 

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No. 9 – Guys…Come On. Seriously. Where Is My Helmet?

 

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No. 8 – Is He Sleeping?

Inside Keanu’s mind: I’m not actually asleep. I just don’t feel like answering any questions. Yesterday, I was talking with this old dude at the grocery store, and he started telling me about how the sandwich condiment Miracle Whip saved his sex life and his marriage. He was a fan of mayo, but his wife loved the Whip, so they would get in this huge argument every single time they went to the grocery store.

One day, he got so angry that he shouted, “I’LL WHIP THE MIRACLE RIGHT OUT OF YOU BITCH!” right in the middle of aisle 7. “I thought she was going to clobber me to death with the shopping cart” He said, but instead, she looked at him and said, “Let’s have sex for it. First one to reach an orgasm loses.” She won, of course. He’s been eating Miracle Whip for years now, but that’s not the point.

They started settling every argument with sex. “It was wonderful…a miracle even.” He told me.

 

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No. 7 – Cupcake Blues

First photo: F–king crumbs.

Second photo: I’m glad no one is taking a picture of me right now. How embarrassing would this look?

Third photo: But just in case someone is taking a picture of me, let me turn just a little bit to give them a better angle.

Fourth photo: Hand sanitizer? Pfft. My tongue kills 100% of germs.

 

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No. 6 – New York Subway

“If I avoid eye contact, then I won’t be forced to give up my seat

 

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No. 5 – This Is Called Acting

The director probably placed a sandwich on the ground to keep him focused…

 

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No. 4 – The Saddest Sandwich Ever

You have all seen this photo, but was Keanu actually depressed while eating this sandwich? What was going on inside his head? We’re not sure; however, we do know he wishes his photo wasn’t taken that day…

During a BBC interview, he said, “I mean, do I wish I didn’t get my picture taken while I was eating sandwich on the streets of New York? Yeah.”

Wonder if he had any Miracle Whip on that sandwich?

 

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No. 3 – He’s Smiling!!!

He is happy! Look at that face. He’s probably thinking about flowers, sunshine, and dancing elves singing the theme song from Friends.

 

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No. 2 – Cupcake Eating Machine

I think the problem here is food. Maybe Keanu should just stop eating? It seems like bad things happen to him when he starts eating. I mean, just take a look at the photos below…

 

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No. 1 – A Lovely Lunch…

 

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RUINED

 

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ALL OF THESE F–KING INCONSIDERATE FANS!