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Control Yourself, Man: Meet The 33-Year-Old NFL Player Who Is About To Welcome His 14th Child!!!

Geez. When someone asks you how many kids you want, the typical answer is, “Oh…I don’t know. Two or three,” and they don’t even really seem sure about that.

But NFL player Antonio Cromartie obviously doesn’t care about numbers. The 33-year-old free agent cornerback already has 13 children. He has five children with his current wife, and then eight other children from a previous relationship.

After his 13th child was born, Cromartie finally decided it was time to put an end to the madness. He reportedly got a vasectomy a while back.

But even with a vasectomy, little miracles (nightmares) can happen. Antonio’s wife, Terricka Cromartie, went on her Instagram page the other day and posted the photo you see below, with the caption, “In the up an coming CROMARTIE DRAFT of 2017, with the 6th OverAll Pick. Will the Cromartie’s Draft a Boy or a Girl. J6 coming soon.”

Some people believed this was a joke because she included the “#bowwowchallenge” hashtag, but apparently she just doesn’t understand the meme because sources say she is pregnant. It’s no joke. The baby is due in 15 weeks.

Terricka gave birth to twins back in May of 2016, so it’s clear Antonio has some powerful sperm. Maybe he needs to take the next step and just cut off his dick entirely.

How does he even keep up with 14 children? You can’t possibly give them all the attention they need. And can you imagine if he wasn’t an NFL player? No way he could afford child support. Heck, he can probably barely pay it now.

Honestly. If I had 14 children, I would probably kill myself. That’s too much responsibility. I wouldn’t even be able to remember all their names, much less provide shelter and food for them all.

Anyway, congrats to the happy(?) couple.


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