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Gaga’s First Photo Ad for Her New Fragrance and my Continued Annoyance with Everything Gaga

Gaga took to twitter today to post the first look at her new ad for her perfume.

The photo was tweeted with the message,

‘Photo by STEVEN KLEIN. The First Ever Black Eau de Parfum. Model: Lady Gaga.’

Gaga expressed that she was nervous about letting the world see the ad which features a bucked-naked Gaga with little men crawling all over her body.  She says,

‘I won’t lie I’m a bit nervous. its been a while since i’ve shared some work with you. But i’m so proud of Steven+I, we really did not sleep!’

Ok, so now the corporate bull crap.

I will give it to Coty Beauty for making what was probably an off the wall concept come to life.  The perfume is a black liquid that when applied to the skin comes on clear.  There is no denying that that’s a super cool concept.

Renato Semerari, who is the president of Coty Beauty starts to praise Gaga,

‘She is an artist that is never satisfied with the status quo – she always has this way of challenging everybody and trying to do something more, something different.

‘She has her own ideas and very often they’re very interesting and challenging…really, she’s not the one who says, “It’s OK, let’s move on and turn the page.” She’s always thinking, “Can we do more?”

He also called her a zeitgeist in a bottle and says he’s delighted with her innovation.

Then Coty’s CEO joins the ass-kissing fest, Bernd Beetz says,

‘Gaga’s launch represents my personal credo brought to life….Innovate or die! Absolutely everything about this launch is innovative, from the bottle, to the juice, to the lady herself….She’s zeitgeist in a bottle.’

My dislike for Gaga is not her, herself.  It’s the way the public has built her into the artistic, deep soul, trying to just fit into this normal world.  Everyone says she gets naked for artistic reasons, she’s called a zeitgeist.  Let me put everything in realistic terms for everyone……..

Yeah she can sing and dance, but you better believe that when she is in that board room with Coty discussing her ideas, she is like a 16 year old just shouting out ideas crazy concepts.  Coty’s team is the real geniuses behind the product and its execution.  I love how she swears she came up with the ingredients.  Sorry to tell ya, she didn’t. She’s not a chemist.  There were months of development by people who have been formulating consumer products for years.

The ad you see, Steven Klein is the man behind the photoshopped brilliance. You put my head on Shemar Moore and put a mask on my face and I could sell anything.  Why would I be nervous.  It’s not really even me.  Trust me, Lady Gaga’s nude breast hasn’t looked that good, her waistline hasn’t been that tight and her body hasn’t been that curved a day in her life.

Again, to blame Gaga is wrong.  She’s just playing along at this point and it’s working.  She has to continue to put on this charade as a deep thinking intellectual, artistic Gaga.   When asked about the name of her fragrance and why the name “Fame” was chosen she says,

‘Fame is an illusion – if you really want it, anyone can have it.’

WTF is that supposed to mean?  Tell that to the 1000 starving artists waiting tables who really “want it” who go home to their trailers or live in their cars and they will tell you to GFYS.

The best part of all, this perfume will break records when it hits the market and everyone including Coty knows it.  Kudos to Gaga and her entire team for putting together a rock solid ad campaign a unique concept and creating the right buzz to move products.  That’s what I’m impressed with.

What say you?

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart set to Have Their Own Reality Show!

Blame this on Forbes.  Do you see what happens when you vote someone to the top of your celebrity power 100 list?  They do dumb sh**T like this.  Did she already forget Gigli?  (Not sure if I spelled it right, but it was so awful it deserves to be spelled wrong!).

I think Hot 97’s Peter Rosenberg said it best, Jennifer Lopez is fantastic in every way (he didn’t say that part) but when it comes to her love life she is “like a douch-ie 16 year old”.  That’s the part he said.   I agree 110%.  This whole thing with Casper Smart is the most annoying thing ever, and now that annoyance is going to be broadcast on TV for all to see.

Rumor has it that Lopez has sold a reality show to Oxygen that will feature the business side of Casper and her relationship.  I’m sure Marc Anthony is going to love this.  Get ready for a fight; he will most certainly protest his children being seen on his show.  The last thing he wants to see is is beloved twins being fathered by Casper Dumb!

According to the New York Post the show will focus on watching Casper prepare dancers for J-lo’s post American Idol tour.  We get the pleasure of watching this cocky basterd as

 ”he whips her other backup dancers into shape for the tour,”

The tour will kick off July 14 in Montreal, Canada.

J-Lo is still deciding if she is going to stay with Idol despite rumors that she is leaving.  Filming of this reality show is not expected to interfere or influence that decision.

The sad part is, I will probably watch it.  At least the first 2 or 3 episodes.  Who doesn’t like watching a good train wreck?

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Johnny Depp Looks Tipsy and Falls in the Middle of Hollywood Boulevard [ video]

This video actually does a great job of showing how harassing the paparazzi can be.  It’s annoying me just to watch it.  More interesting than the actual fall, which appears to be hard, the paparazzi is just ridiculous.

Depp is coming out of 25 Degrees restaurant at the Roosevelt Hotel, trying to get his chill-li-zation on and there is a fan yelling for his autograph and the annoying person who recorded this video yelling, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny…

It’s enough to make you pull you hair out.  To Depp’s character he actually hands out a few autographs before things get a little wild and he is protected by his friend.  His friend grabs Johnny to protect him and an unbalanced depth loses his balance sending both him and his friend crashing to the ground in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard.

Then the guy working the camera blurts out, “Whooaa you dropped Johnny, What are you doing to Johnny”.  OMG I just want to kick the stuffin’ out of whomever that is.  The voice is just so annoying it hurts.

Johnny gets to his feet but the annoyance just doesn’t stop until he pulls away.  The clip is below. I can’t knock these paparazzi guys too much because without them, you wouldn’t have me, but maybe they can be a tad bit less obnoxious.

See (and hear) for yourself.

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