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Video of Lane Garrison Slapping Mattingly might Seal his Fate!
Lane Garrison was in a prison that he couldn’t break out of this time. The Prison Break star was arrested on Sunday and decided to spend the night in lock up.
He was arrested on charges of domestic violence against his ex-girlfriend Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly. The incident happened on Saturday night but after the cops were called Lane Garrison broke out. When the police arrived they could see what they call “visible marks” on Mattingly.
IT WASN’T ME!
Garrison’s attorney says that his client is innocent. He said he was dog sitting for a friend who lives in eh same building as Mattingly when he ran into her in the lobby on his way out. The two started arguing and Mattingly got so pissed that she hurled Garrison’s cell phone against the wall. He then, only put his hands on her shoulders to sit her down in a chair. Then he left. He says that the injuries that the police found were probably self-inflicted.
THE SMOKING GUN!
Shortly after writing the top half of the story, security footage from the lobby was released and you can see Mattingly with a cell phone in her hand and Garrison “Beyatch Slapping her”. That is a wrap! 
The stakes are high for Garrison, He is on parole from a car accident in which he killed a high school student back in 2006. He was only 5 days away from being completely off parole, but if convicted not only would he be charged with domestic violence, but the manslaughter charge will be back on the table. From the looks of the video footage, he’s toast. As they say, Ray Charles can see that he’s guilty.
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Bollywood Actress Meenakshi Thapar Gets Kidnapped, Strangled and Beheaded After Bragging About Her Wealthy Family.
If you thought Hollywood is a tough business, the think again. Bollywood is about a million times worse.
THUG LIFE
Bollywood actress Meenakshi Thapar was strangled and beheaded! While working on her latest movie entitled “Heroine” she was overheard bragging about her family’s wealth. This was overheard by two actors who decided that they would kidnap the 26 year old actresses and hold her for ransom.
Amit Jaiswal and his girlfriend Preeti Surin invited Meenaskshi on a trip to a small town called Gorakhpur. During this trip they kidnapped the actress and made the call to her family for ransom.
They didn’t threaten to kill her but instead threatened that they would make her do p0rn if they were not paid the sum of 1,500,000 Rupees.
NOT LIKE IN THE MOVIES
Unlike the movies where the family never pays, Meenakshi’s mom paid out the sum of 60,000 rupees, depositing it into Jaiswal’s bank account. Sounds like a lot, but it’s actually about $1200. Instead of holding up their end of the bargain, Jaiswal and Surin strangled the actress and cut off her head. They then dumped her body in a water tank and get this……they threw her head, which was in a bag, out of the bus window. WTF!!
The details were given from a detective who talked with the Telegraph newspaper,
“They wanted to extort money from her family. They have confessed to the crime. She was strangulated in a hotel and her body was hacked into pieces and thrown in a water tank. They threw her head from a moving bus while traveling back to Mumbai,”
They were tracked down because they were using Thapar’s cell phone. Basically the authorities were led directly to their location.
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Justin Beiber Releases New “Boyfriend” Album Cover to his 18.7 Million Tweeps!
Justin Bieber has 18.7 Million fans on twitter, so I’m sure this album cover is old news. The Bieb tweeted this out along with,
so here it is…the cover of the Walmart
#BOYFRIEND SINGLE COVER…made by U the fans! thank u! This is OUR ALBUM!
Justin and his people not only realize how important twitter is, but they know how to use it. Teenage girls just eat up Bieber’s tweets:
Let’s not forget, all of this promotion if F-R-E-E. If you are in any kind of business and not leveraging social media: twitter, facebook, pinterest, etc….Then you better start now. You tell me a faster way to talk to 18.7 million people from your cell phone.
I currently have 6000 tweeps myself! Justin, I’m right on your ass!!
- COSMO
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Keeping up with the “White Trashians” – Teen Mom Jenelle Gets Arrested….Again.
Jenelle Evans – aka, Mom of the Year got arrested again. This time for harassing her ex roommate Hannah Inman, but of course….she’s innocent.
First of all, this b*tch has a fan page bigger than mine. 114,000 and counting.
That’s where we are able to get her take on what happened (so much for following legal advice….)
Yes I was arrested again. It’s okay, Hannah’s just calling her own bluffs. How can I harass u with phone calls when u clearly don’t own a cell phone? I’ve dropped this argument weeks ago. Haven’t been paying attention to u but u have the balls to tell yr little “fans”.. “imma f**king kill that bi*ch” ?! How’s threatening who here ?! Lmao she’s mad cuz I took out charges first on Duffy for cyber stalking. She claims that she move out becuz I said I would “eventually kill her” when clearly her old phone has texts that states “look I’m moving out to yr house Duffy so we can move to new jersey so I can get famous for my singing”. Yes u set me up and yes u will go down. CAN’T WAIT FOR COURT!
Not to mention I REALLY dot give a f**k about Hannah or Duffy when I’ve been in and out of the hospital for 3 weeks now with mono/strep and have to get my tonsils out. Yeah as I’m about to walk out the door to go to the hospital the cop is at my door and I got down on my knees and poured out tears. I was so upset. I had to go to jail THEN go to the hospital. I feel like sh!t, would greatly appreciate it if everyone would drop it. K?! Thxxxx !
Ok – this is someone’s mom. Instead of using your 10 minutes of fame positively to earn money for your kids college (or your college), you continue to get caught up in a circle of stupidity. This is someone’s mom, and she can’t even take care of herself. Her parents are done raising her yet. This is her 3rd arrest in less then 2 years:
1. Breaking and Entering, Possession of Marijuana – OCT 2010
2. Fighting, which was caught on video – MAR 2011
3. Probation Violation – AUG 2011
After she is bailed out of jail, she goes to the hospital again and is diagnosed with strep throat for the third time. Her mom, who took her to the hospital needs to take some more action before her daughter ends up on Celebrity Rehab!
She’s taking mug shots with this Cheshire cat smile like it’s her senior picture. She tweets and facebooks this crap like it’s a badge of honor and even worse we have 114,000 plus tweens following this dumb b*tch.
This MTV show only works if parents are talking to their kids about it, otherwise it looks like getting pregnant might be a cool way to be a star, get fans and twitter followers. Possibly get paid by MTV. Let’s just see where Ms. Jenelle is in 5 years, I hope they do a show about that. Better yet, let’s see where her kid is at in 10 years.
TV SMACK TALK 101
Stay in school, save the babies until after college, and all famous reality stars are not the Kardashians.
-Cosmo
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Flight Attendants want “30 Rock” Banned from In-Flight Programming
Alec Baldwin’s Saturday Night Live American Airlines skit did more apologetic harm than good. After being kicked off a flight for continuing to use his cell phone he performed a skit mocking fun of the Airline Company playing a character called “Capt. Steve Rogers” and he issued an apology to himself.
The Association of Professional Flight Attendants requested that the airline remove “30 Rock” from all of the flights. Jeff Pharr, a spokesperson for the association stated,
“We fully support the flight attendants and the way they handled the situation, The crew responded as they have been thoroughly trained to do so by the FAA as safety professionals onboard the aircraft.”
Pharr then said that if Baldwin apologized that this would be all over.
The Association of Professional Flight Attendants represents 18,000 flight attendants from American Airlines and I would tell all 18,000 of them to chill the f*ck out. It’s not that serious and there is a slim chance that NBC-Universal, who dictates the inflight programming, will pull “30 Rock” and even a slimmer chance they will get an apology from Alec Baldwin.
-COSMO
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Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again for Domestic Violence
- Michael Lohan – Like Daughter, LIke Father!
Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Lindsay Lohan’s Pops, Michael Lohan was arrested this morning for domestic violence.
In Tampa, between 1 and 2 AM police were called to his apartment in regards to an argument Michael Lohan was having with his on and off again girlfriend.
She has been identified as Kate Major, (who is rumored to have dated Jon of Kate Plus 8 fame – ick!). I guess Jon likes Kates!
THE INCIDENT
When police arrived on the scene it was just like an episode of cops. As they rolled up, they could hear Majors yelling “Stop” and “Leave me alone”. Lohan was wearing only shorts and was breathing hard and sweating.
When he sees the police he says,
“Everything is OK and nothing happened here
Ok, and I’m just a sweaty lunatic, please believe me. When they reached Majors, she had some redness on her arms and both her arms and knees were bruised. The bathroom door was dented from what it looked like was someone’s head!
After police interviewed Majors for their report they learned that this had been a two day event. Lohan arrived Sunday, and Majors let him spend the night and they ended up arguing that night. She then explained where dents in the bathroom door came from. They were actually form Micheal Lohan head. During the Sunday argument, he got crazy and started banging his head on the door until his forehead started to bleed.
He then says if Majors calls the police, he would say that she did that too him.
The next day – this was last night; he got angry again, because she wouldn’t give him a B.J. Yes, do I really have to spell it out?
NO TOP FOR YOU!
When she refused he…as they say…. “Became Violent”. He began to push and pull her and said that he would slit both of their wrists. He then threatened to throw Majors off the balcony and threw the remote control at her.
He also smashed her cell phone, luckily she was able to contact the police from a land line. (People still have those????)
I’M COMING TO JOIN YOU ELIZABETH (The Phoney Chest Pains)
After getting cuffed Michael Lohan begin complaining of chest pains, and the squad car detoured to St. Joseph’s hospital. After he was checked and found with a case of bull-szhit-itis, he was cleared by the hospital and taken to the Hillsborough County Jail.
HISTORY OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
It appears that Mr. Lohan has a thing for slapping woman around, or at least this woman around. This isn’t the first time that he’s been charged or accused:
MARCH 2011 – Michael Lohan was arrested after the police were called regarding a domestic dispute. He was found walking on a nearby street and taken downtown. He complained about chest pains then, and was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical center before being cleared. De Ja Vu!
Celebrity Rehab – Major decided to participate in a therapy session with Lindsay to help her in her recovery. When Major pulled out of the session early, Michael Lohan chased her down and as they say….. “became violent”.
JULY 2010 – Michael Lohan allegedly kicked Major in the face! That was his fiancé then, at least she was smart enough not to marry this bum. He said that the reason for the incident was because she drained his bank account.
Michael & Kate during Happier Times
He is still being held with NO Bail set. The case will be going in front of a judge today! I hope they lock his punk-ass up!
COSMO
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