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It just doesn’t seem like Chris Brown can go a day without doing something that makes people hate him. Whether it’s punching his girlfriend, or the strange and “scary” artwork he has painted outside of his home in Hollywood Hills. The local neighborhood group apparently held some secret meeting or something, and it turns out they all hate the “artwork” outside of Brown’s home. They describe the paintings as, “sharp-toothed, red-eye goblins” and they claim that the paintings are so creepy that they’re even scaring the neighborhood kids! Patti Negri, who is president of the Hollywood Dell Civic Association said,
“There are lots of babies, lots of children, and they’re literally frightened. It’s like devils on the wall — big scary eyes and big scary teeth, and just the whole vibe is not what we’re used to.”
You can see the “scary” artwork above in the picture. Personally, I think the parents should be more worried that their sissy little kids are getting scared of that. I’d send my kid to his room if he came home crying because of some stupid sh*t like that. I mean, seriously? They look like characters from Angry Birds. There is absolutely nothing frightening about those things. I want to feed them food and give them hugs. They look my blind Great Aunt after she puts her make-up on in the morning.
Anyway, the L.A. city code officials responded to the creeped out neighbors by slapping Chris Brown with a lofty $376 fine for unpermitted and excessive signage. Surely, he’ll be able to come up with $376 just by emptying his pockets before doing laundry.
Officials have ordered Brown to take down the artwork within 30 days, but Brown and his attorney are expected to put up a fight. Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos told the LA Times,
“I’m scared of neighborhood busybodies like this. They’ve called animal control. They have sicced parking (enforcement) on him, and now they reached the heights of ridiculousness here. Shame on them. They are trying to suspend the 1st Amendment.”
Meanwhile, Patti Negri is still in hopes that this fine will make Chris Brown think real hard about all the trouble he is causing, “I know a $300 fine is probably pocket change. But hopefully and maybe, he’ll just see the light and decide to be a good neighbor. We’re happy to have him — if he just tones it down.”
Oh, Patti! Shouldn’t you be watching Dancing with the Stars or something?Read more...
It’s time for a little update on Hollywood’s most dangerous couple, Chris Brown and Rihanna. There have been several rumors going around the past few weeks that claim the pair has gone their separate ways. Just recently Chris Brown was spotted at Playhouse nightclub with a mystery blonde chick. They were pictured laughing, dancing and drinking together. However, it turns out that the girl is just a waitress at the club and she always waits on Chris when he visits. The waitress told TMZ,
“I am always Chris’ waitress. I know him and am friends with his friends. Nothing has ever happened. I just work there. In the photos, he was handing me a bottle to drink out of. Of course people are going to twist it another way. I don’t go for black guys.”
Oh, excuse us! She doesn’t “go” for black guys, whatever that means. Is she playing Monopoly with them or something? Anyway, Rihanna was also spotted having a little fun without Chris Brown at a Clippers’ game. She was seen laughing, cheering, touching people’s faces and doing her make-up, you know all the normal things you would do at a basketball game.
So, it looks like the two are getting along just fine without each other, right? Not so fast! You knew it wasn’t going to be that easy with a relationship like Chris Brown and Rihanna’s. Rihanna had a concert Monday night at the Staples center and she said some pretty interesting things to the sold out crowd,
“How many of you are in love? How many of you hate love? How many of you don’t f**king understand it? I’m in that group.” Rihanna said before performing her new song, “What Now” off her latest album. Oddly enough, the first few lines of the song go a little something like this…
“I’ve been ignoring this big lump in my throat
I shouldn’t be crying, tears were for the weaker days
I’m stronger, now what, so I say
But something’s missing.”
Something is missing! Your knight and shining armor, Chris Brown! Never fear, though, Chris Brown was actually spotted entering the building during her concert and apparently watched the entire show from the side of the stage. Doesn’t that just melt your heart? Those two just can’t quit each other! It’s a match made in heaven, if you ask me.
Side note: Do you think Rihanna gets depressed when she watches UPS commercials?
Chris Brown was spotted at the New York Knicks basketball game yesterday. They showed his face up on the Jumbotron! We’re not sure what the Jumbotron controller was thinking, but Brown’s face on the big screen made the sold out Madison Square Garden break out in boos. What did Brown do when he heard this? Did he…
A: Get up and leave the building.
B: Turn around and punch a lady in her face.
C: Stick up his middle finger and yell, “EFF Y’ALL BITCHES!”
If you guessed “D” then you’ve won! Sadly, we don’t have a prize for you, but at least no one got punched in the face. In all seriousness, Chris Brown laughed off the boos and handled the situation very maturely. Maybe he is growing up…finally? Maybe? I hope so, because even I am starting to get tired of all the abuse jokes. Some days you wake up and don’t feel like making a joke out of domestic abuse, strange, huh?
In other Chris Brown news, there are some rumors spreading that perhaps he and Rihanna have already broken up. A radio station tweeted a quote by Chris Brown. The quote was supposedly a response to the question, “Are you still with Rihanna?” the radio station claims that Chris Brown answered with, “Uh, no. That’s the short answer.” However, the interview they have online offers no such exchange.
It appears like it might be one elaborate April Fool’s Prank.Read more...
Big Pat first made headlines when he took a bottle to the dome-piece during the fight between Drakes peoples at W.i.P night club back in June of last year. The bodyguard was shown with his head gashed, laid out on a stretcher. Remember that?
Fast forward to yesterday and that was all but forgotten. Chris Brown was coming from a concert at Accra Sports Stadium in Ghana, Africa when his plane pulled into Bermuda for re-fueling and standard maintenance. A source tells the Bermuda Sun that Big Pat got off the plane and never got back on. The source says,
“I’m not sure of the details of what happened on the plane but his plane came in, got services and everything was finishing and they were getting ready to leave.
“Then there was a stall. The security guard [Big Pat] got off first. He was standing outside talking to the pilot. Then Chris Brown and another guy came off. They had to come inside to Customs. They then went outside to have a cigarette. The security guard came inside [an airport building] and said he wasn’t getting back on the plane.”
After Chris Brown took off, Big Pat remained behind. He said that he had gotten into an argument with Chris. He booked a flight on Jet Blue and flew commercial to JFK.Read more...
Nice going Chris Brown!!
Amidst scandal, Richmond, Virginia Police Chief Bryan Norwood has resigned. He was in the center of the controversy regarding the approval of Chris Brown’s community service.
Brown was sentenced to 180 days of community service after being convicted of the infamous 2009 Rihanna beating. After completing a portion of his work in L.A. (581 hours), Brown was allowed to continue his service in his home state of Virginia.
CHRIS BROWN WAS WHERE? WHEN HE SAID HE DID WHAT?
The problem with traveling internationally is that you get that pesky Homeland Security check-in. The same check-in that Chris Brown received when he cleared customs after a trip to Dubai. Records approved by Chief Bryan Norwood say that Chris Brown was picking up trash between 9 AM and 5 PM on Dec. 12, while Homeland security records show that he was clearing customs in L.A. nearly 120 miles away.
The district Attorney was did his homework and was ready to take Brown down, He told the court,
“It would be unreasonable to believe that after a 12-13 hour flight, the defendant rushed through … early morning rush traffic, traveled directly to Richmond in just over two hours, and then worked eight straight hours picking up trash,”
Another such conflict showed that on March 15th when he supposedly picked up trash from 10 AM to 6 PM, Homeland Security shows that he was on his way to Cancun that same afternoon at 4 PM.
I think you get the idea…..and so does everyone else including Bryan Norwood.
Richmond, Virginia’s Mayor Dwight Jones accepted Norwood’s resignation but did not indicate that it has anything to do with the Chris Brown situation,
“As of today I’ve accepted the resignation of Bryan Norwood from his post as chief of police for the city of Richmond,
“He has offered leadership that has brought us a little bit further in our endeavors to improve public safety. In many ways the Richmond Police Department and the city is better off because of his dedication.”
The Mayor indicated that the resignation was “mutual” which might indicate that Norwood was pressured to resign.
Brown will be back in court on April 5th where he might be forced to redo his Virginia community service.
With a net worth of $22 Million, let’s hope that Chris Brown was able to break Chief Norwood off with enough money so he doesn’t have to find another job. ..Or at least find another job right away.
Frank Ocean said today that he would not press charges after the parking lot altercation he had with Chris Brown last Sunday. This is in direct contrast to his previous statement that he was “desirous” of prosecution.
After the brawl, Ocean tweeted out that he hurt his hand and the day after Chris Brown emerged wearing a cast.
Ocean took to his website and told fans that he just wanted to move past the entire incident,
“I’ll choose sanity, No criminal charges. No civil lawsuit. Forgiveness, albeit difficult, is wisdom. Peace, albeit trite, is what I want in my short life. Peace.”
CHRIS ISN’T TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK
Chris Brown is still on probation for the Rihanna beat down. Any violation of probation can send his butt to jail. Even without a formal criminal charge, if the judge on his case thinks that Brown broke the law he can still find him in violation of his probation.
For now Chris Brown has squeaked by again. Sooner or later he will run out of luck, even if he doesn’t seem to think so. Right Chris?