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		<title>Interesting Celebrities to Follow on Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 23:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In days before such social media tools and outlets such as Facebook and Twitter, celebrities had three ways to contact their fans: Personal interview, press release and responding to fan mail. Now, thousands of celebrities now have immediate and widespread contact with fans on the Internet. Whether you are working on your MFA degree in</p><p>The post <a href="http://www.tvsmacktalk.com/2012/05/05/interesting-celebrities-to-follow-on-twitter/">Interesting Celebrities to Follow on Twitter</a> appeared first on <a href="http://www.tvsmacktalk.com">T.V.S.T.</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In days before such social media tools and outlets such as Facebook and Twitter, celebrities had three ways to contact their fans: Personal interview, press release and responding to fan mail. Now, thousands of celebrities now have immediate and widespread contact with fans on the Internet. Whether you are working on your MFA degree in acting and want some celebrity inspiration, or just want something interesting to pass the time, see below for a list of some interesting celebrities to follow on Twitter.</p>
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<h3><strong>Celebrities</strong></h3>
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<li><strong>MC Hammer – </strong>The rapper, minister and reality TV star certainly has his share of eccentric tweets. <em>I caught the &#8220;Red-Eye&#8221; and now it&#8217;s time for &#8220;Shut-Eye&#8221;!!! I had a little breakfast&#8230;. wait.. I might mess up my hair ! oh, Le coconut !!!</em></li>
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<li><strong>Shaquille O&#8217;Neal – </strong>The retired basketball star and commenter for the TNT basketball program blurs the line between brilliant art and completely dumfounding statements. <em>Just leavn lebrons party, i have no voice, can u hear this , &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. C i told u , no voice, lol</em><em> </em></li>
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<li><strong>Conan O&#8217;Brien – </strong>As expected, the late-night talk show host has some humorous tweets. <em>Apologies to Duke fans, but I really wanted Butler to win so I could write “The Butler Did It.”</em><em> </em></li>
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<li><strong>Demetri Martin – </strong>Martin&#8217;s comedy is built on one-liners, so Twitter is perfectly suited for him. <em>Last LA thing. Jamba Juice. Dude asks me what &#8220;boost&#8221; I want. So I asked if they had &#8220;superhero.&#8221;</em><em> </em></li>
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<h3><strong><strong>Source</strong></strong></h3>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/25/50-funny-people-you-shoul_n_267417.html">“The Huffington Post”</a> (2010) (16)</p>
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		<title>The Dark Knight Rises releases it’s Third Trailer. One Word, “EPIC”.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 22:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone who is complaining that the Avengers is coming off to comical, then just shut your pie holes and wait for Dark Knight Rises.  All the comedy in this will be in the form of one-liners that are dramatic and more intense and bad ass then they are funny.  Peep the trailer and you will be saying this at least a dozen times until the movie premieres</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">“This isn’t a car”.</p>
<p>The Batman growl is sick.  Christian Bale is going to kill this role as usual.  Those who were hating on Anne Hathaway have to give it to her after watching this trailer.  She looks the part of catwoman for sure.</p>
<p>This will be the last trailer until the movie’s release date.  I think it might be already safe to say that this movie might not outperform &#8220;Spiderman&#8221; and &#8220;The Avengers&#8221;, but it will out thrill, out suspense and out haunt them.  Who knows with a little luck, the right weather conditions it might beat them at the box office too….all with no super powers.  Peep the trailer below.</p>
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