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See Pictures of Gabriel Aubry’s Face after the Olivier Martinez Beatdown. Ouch!
Gabriel Aubry needs to really remember who he is and what he does. He is a male model and makes money with his face. Olivier Martinez gave him a 1st class as whoopin’ putting a bruising on his money maker.
Aubry at only 36 years old, got his ass whooped by a man nearly 50. What Aubry didn’t know was that the 46 year old Olivier “gots mad squabbles”. (That’s from Denzel in training day). Olivier Martinez’s father was a professional boxer in Spain and must have taught his son a few things or two. Abry should have looked that up on Wikepedia before he decided to take a swing at Martinez. (Read details of the fight here), . It appears that all of the stories of the brutal Thanksgiving day beating in Halle Berry’s drive way were not exaggerated.
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Watch Michael Phelps Crowd Surfing Fail. Ouch!
What do you do when you are retired at age 27 and worth 45 million dollars? You spend your free time in Vegas. What Phelps learned this weekend is that at 6’ 4” an weighing 194 lbs crowd surfing is no a sport that you want to get into. As can see from the clip below, he learned this the hard way.
Phelps and a friend were at Club XS when they decide to get in a yellow raft and crowd surf. His buddy gets in the raft and Phelps follows. All seems to be going well and then…..BOOM! The crowd drops Phelps right out of the back end of the raft. It appears that they are so shocked that they are holding up Phelps they start to take pictures and end up dropping the most decorated Olympian of all times.
And Now I bring you…..Michael “Failps” and the Little Yellow Raft..
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Ouch! Madonna’s Producer says Her album Tanked Because Best Songs were Given to Chris Brown
Yikes. That’s the problem with the internet, once you say something, you can’t take it back.
William Orbit, like a 16 year old high schooler got way to lippy on facebook. He let fans get him riled up about Madonna’s album suffering from weak sales. And like an angry high schooler he decided to explain why he thought MDNA was a flop. He cited 2 main reasons:
- He said due to Madonna’s hectic schedule, they were really short on time.
- The best songs went to ……Chris Brown!!
That’s right! Orbit stated on his facebook page,
‘We were very pushed for time due to… various pressing commitment that took up the artist’s limited time such as perfume ranges and teen fashion contests and other such endeavors.’
Then he said,
’We had songs lined up that were breathtaking, you’ll hear some of them on Chris Brown’s new album, Kreayshawn’s (INCREDIBLE) new album and my own, recently completed Strange Cargo album.
‘Most of them, I believe, destined to become classics (let me know in a couple of months whether you concur with that).
‘All of us fully committed to putting ourselves through extraordinary efforts to make MDNA the greatest album of the year, but alas the time wasn’t there.’
Now that’s a whole bunch of excuses if you ask me. Basically he thought they could put out a bunch of bulls**t and people would buy it just like Niki Minaj and all this other crap that’s out there.
He’s got to remember it’s Madonna, an older audience that actually has taste. Even if the songs work for Chris Brown doesn’t mean that they would have worked for Madonna. Breezi has a cult following of fans that will buy any crap that he spits on.
Just days later the 55 year old Orbit came to his senses…alas it was too late. He took to twitter this time,
‘The MDNA comments. I should not have said them publicly. I see that and I regret that I said online. Not fair to M.’
How bad were sales of Madonna’s MDNA
- Week 1: 359,000
- Week 2: 48,000
That’s the issue. It was the biggest sales drop for a number one album since they started tracking that stat. Partly because the week 1 sales were over inflated because they counted copies of the CD’s that were given with concert ticket sales.
Brown’s CD will release on July 3rd. I’m sure it will do well. Orbit has to be careful that his comments don’t open him up to some kind of frivolous law suit.
Read more...Video of Gisele Defending Tom Brady – My husband can’t #@# throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time [video]
After the mind loss to the NY Giants Tom Brady is consoled by his wife. The loss is extremely frustrating for Brady who with less then a minute to play, threw some really good clutch passes….the problem was, Nobody caught them.
As Gisele is leaving Lucas Oil Stadium, fans are just rubbing salt in the wounds….They start to chant,
“Eli (Manning) rules, Eli owns your husband.”
Ouch! That has to hurt. But Gisele strikes back, not at the fans, but at the Patriots Wide Receivers,
“My husband can’t (expletive) throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time,” she says, before taking an angry swig of her bottled water.
Fans have long memories, and that comment can get her booed back at home in New England. As the fans wake up today, they might actually see things her way, after all she was right.
Here’s the clip:
-COSMO
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Tracy Morgan Responds – His Statement is Funny, but He Doesn’t Give Up Any Money [video]
This is great. After I posted yesterday about Tracy Morgan’s mom going to CNN for a phone interview pleading with her son for the money to save her house, Tracy responded today with a statement. The interesting part about the statement is that he never says, that he is going to help his mom. OUCH!! In regards to yesterday’s reports, Morgan states,
I am saddened that these untrue stories about me have people questioning my commitment to my family. For reasons that are between us, I have not seen my Mother (Alicia Warden) in 11 years and outside of a random call here and there have had little to no contact with my sister (Asia Morgan).”
As of this moment, I’m estranged from my own mother and most of my family, and I’m not sure that’s going to change much. I’m not saying why, I’m just saying that’s how it is,” he wrote. “It’s okay though. I’ve gotten used to it. I’m an island, kind of like Antigua: hot and humid, definitely a destination of choice if you want to get freaky or just kick back. And pretty isolated.
See. That’s pretty funny, but no where does it say that he is going to contact his mom and help out. There is no mention of him rectifying the situation, so as far as I’m concerned his commitment to his family is in questions. The statement didn’t really clarify anything.
With Tracy’s estimated networth of $18 Million, I don’t see why this is still a topic for discussion.
Apparently CNN wasn’t the only news outlet to receive an interview from Mrs. Morgan. She did a local spot here on TV where you can see her in the home, she is about to lose.
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A Shirtless Craig David Shows His 2012 Resolution – #NewPhysiqueNewMusic
Craig David is showing an extreme focus on being healthy and it’s showing. Dude is crazy ripped. We saw it back in April of last year and it is carrying over into 2012. It’s almost an obsession. His Twitter account is nothing but eating healthy, working out, and making music. Exactly what it should be.
The only thing is his face is looking crazy old. Back when he was making hits he had a little fat on his face and looked his age, now he is looking aged a lot older then 30.
Let’s hope 2012 can get him back on the charts. Dude had crazy swag. His hometown fans are calling his latest works Slicker Than Your Average’ and ‘Trust Me’ “Over Americanized”. OUCH!
-COSMO
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