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Notorious B.I.G. Musical Playwrights Get Arrested in Connecticut! WTF?

WTF is right.  I’m really not sure what these guys were thinking…in fact the only thing we know for sure is that they were not thinking.  The two playwrights and producers of the Notorious B.I.G. musical entitled “Ready 2 Die” were booked and charged in Westport, CT for stealing more than $800 worth of books from Barnes & Noble.

Alfred Green and Raheim Pope age 40 and 37 respectively were the two men involved in this ridiculous crime.  Police first found a Jaguar with Georgia plates with dozens of books lying inside.  Just peeking into the car, the

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police could see nine sets of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy, three copies of “Soula Coaster” (by R. Kelly) and a copy of Murder Mamas in plain sight.  The total of all the books was estimated at $868.


Green and Raheim were spotted at the book store and denied that the green Jag was theirs.  The officers took the two downtown for questioning, when Green flipped first.  He made a deal with the police telling them that if they gave him a $500 bond that he would not only admit to the Jaguar but also tell them where the key is.  After the police agreed to the deal, Green told them that he had been arrested before with Pope, and Pope hid the keys in his rectum!!

Police used a metal detector and put it up to Pope’s buttocks and it signaled that there was indeed some metal in there.  Pope was caught and pulled the key out wrapped in tissue paper.

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Both Green and Pope have been charged with fifth degree criminal attempt at larceny.  Pope was also charged with interfering with an officer.


The musical, tentatively entitle “Ready 2 Die” and was supposed to be based on BIG’s life which is basically told in his first album.  There was a casting call in March but little has been mentioned since.  Recently B.I.G’s estate has come forward denying any connections to the play.  A rep from the estate released a statement,

“Please note that this is an unauthorized play. Our firm has previously sent a cease and desist notice and any association with the Estate of Christopher Wallace or Notorious B.I.G. are unauthorized, There is no connection or association between the Estate of Notorious B.I.G. and Alfred Green and Raheim Pope.”

If they thought they had problems before with production, I’m sure catching a case won’t make things any easier.  Let’s not hold our breath for this musical any time soon.

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Mariah Carey’s HIV Positive Prostitute Sister Wants a Relationship with Her Sister and her New Family.

How’s that for a headline.  Who Knew?  I know I’m supposed to be Mr. Gossip, but I for sure didn’t know this. Mariah Carey has a sister that used to be a prostitute…and she is HIV positive.  WTF!!

Hasn’t Mariah been  making crazy cheese for crazy long?  How can this be?

Alison Carey Scott hit the news this week as she is trying to get Mariah to talk to her again.  At age 50 now she wants to be an Aunt and wants to meet her twin niece and nephew.

She reached out to the Britain paper The Sun and said,

“I want to reach out to my sister and tell her how much I miss her and how proud I am that we are family… I cannot put into words how moved I was to see pictures of my niece and nephew for the first time. I saw photographs of them on the television just after they were born… They are absolutely adorable… I am sure Mariah is going to be a fantastic mother and her husband Nick Cannon, who I’ve heard nothing but good things about, will be a great father. I just wish Mariah would let me be her sister again and a proper auntie to her children.
“I know we have had so many problems over the years, but I want to reach out to her in the hope that we can make peace and mend the wounds that have torn our family apart.”

You want to know why Mariah doesn’t talk to her sister.  Read this right here,

“I reached out to Mariah last year when a doctor told me I had liver cancer and only four months left to live. A relative told me Mariah decided she wanted to reconcile and she would pay for my treatment. But I never heard from her. It turned out to be nothing more than a gallstone. But it would have been nice if my sister had been there for me.”

How in the world do you go from having 4 months to live to having Gallstones.  Beyatch Please!  She goes on to say,

“I’ve had my problems over the years but I want to tell Mariah I have been clean and sober for four months now and I am absolutely determined to keep my life on track. I really want our family to be together again, and watch my children playing with hers. If I had a message it would be, ‘Just call me’.”

I think she’s going to be waiting a long time for that phone call.  Just because your sibling is super rich and super famous doesn’t mean anything.  Tracey Morgan and his mom and siblings most recently made the news.  The issue is that some of these celebrities work so hard on the come up and if you didn’t support and believe in them when they had nothing, they don’t forget that.  I might look at Mariah or Tracey Morgan and pass judgment but I’m not them.


I’m not sure how deeply they were hurt by those they refuse to communicate with, although if I had Mariah Carey money, there would be very few things that would actually bother me.  She’s worth over $500 million, it would be hard for anyone in my family to want for anything……ever.  Even if they did something to me, I would still make sure they were cared for.  Isn’t that the purpose of having money? But who am I to judge.

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Bill and Giuliana Rancic Have Good News – They are Having a Baby! [video]

I might be happier than they are.  Talk about a journey!  Bill and Giuliana Rancic made another appearance on the TODAY show to announce that they are finally having a baby!  PHEW!!  Finally some good news for America’s favorite TV Sweetheart couple.

After the breast cancer announcement last year and her decision to have a double, ’m not sure I could take any more bad news.  During her the darkest times of the past 6 months Giuliana has always said that she would be determined to still have the baby they always wanted.  After all, the baby saved their lives.  Without trying IVF she would have never been diagnosed so early with the breast cancer.

On the today show Giuliana couldn’t contain her joy, stating,

“Finally, we are having a baby, We are so thrilled that our prayers have been answered”.

Bill added,

“We are absolutely ecstatic to be sharing this with everyone who has been following our journey.”


They are using a gestational surrogate mother to have the baby.  “WTF is that?”, you ask? Good question.   I asked the same thing, and it’s kind of important to the story.

How a gestational surrogate works is, Bill and Giuliana choose a healthy mom that has been prescreened for diseases.  Then Giulianna goes through the IVF process, the eggs are removed, fertilized with Bills swimmers and then the embryos get put into the surrogate mom.  She delivers the baby.  So genetically Bill and Giuliana will still be the biological parents.  The cost of this could be anywhere from $25,000 to $40,0000.  (Who said money couldn’t buy happiness).

The chosen surrogate mom is already a mother of two who Bill ad Giuliana visit with frequently.  They also already know the baby’s sex but have decided to keep that a secret for now.

Here is the clip of their announcement.

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Mike Tyson Reveals that he Smushed While in Prison and Got a Prison Official Pregnant

In the wake of all the positive buzz over Mike Tyson’s one man show in Vegas, comes the reports that he impregnated one of the prison workers while he was in jail.


During an interview with Rick Reilly from ESPN, Tyson was asked if he omitted any material from his one man show.  His answer  – (Yes, you may do the Mike Tyson voice impersonation while reading…it’s Ok):

‘I didn’t talk about getting a prison official pregnant.

‘Oh yeah. In prison, stuff happens. But she had no baby.’


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The assumption is that it happened when he went to jail serving 3 years out of his 10 year sentence for rape. That’s the only time where he spent a substantial period of time in one location.

The sentence was served at the North Plainfield Correctional Facility, known as just the Indiana Youth Center back in 1992.

He also served 9 months back in 1998 for a Road Rage incident, the Montgomery County Detention Center in Maryland.  9 months is also enough time to get an officer to let you smash, especially if you are Mike Tyson and the world is expecting you to get out, fight once, and be back on top.

During his interview with Reilly Tyson also revealed details of his extensive drug use,

‘I just liked morphine, but I had to take a lot of it because it didn’t stay in your system for a long time.

‘And I’d have my cocaine, and I had my marijuana, and I had my Cialis and Viagra and my little friends all sitting there.’

With the help of his current wife Kiki and the sobering death of his daughter Tyson appears to be on the straight and narrow……for now. Only time will tell.

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Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong! My WTF – Viral Video of The Day 12APR2012 [video]

This is my first installment of Viral videos of the day.  There is just too much good viral crap out there for me not to offer up the best of the best.  John Stewart has his moment of Zen, I now have my WTF – Viral Video of the Day (VVOD).

This is how Bruce got down when he wasn’t whoopin Ass!  How Sweet is this freakin video!  The question is, “Is it Real?”

Of course not, it’s a Nokia Commercial!

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The Biggest Loser, Week 4 – The Introduction of the Aqua Team – Drama, Drama Drama

The Aqua Team - Daphne and Adrian Dortch

Even though this is TV Smack Talk I really don’t do recaps, because you can go to the show’s own website for that.  What I do here is Smack Caps!  I talk smack.

If you are watching the Biggest Loser, then you have been polarized this entire Season.  That’s what the producers were and are doing.  It gives you a feeling of commitment when you hate or love something, you are emotionally committed.


You either hate or love Dolvett, you either hate or love Bob, and for sure you either hate or love the Aqua Team.  The Aqua Team consists of Adrian and Daphne; a brother and sister pair that were sent home on the first episode after losing the challenge.  Imagine making it to the Biggest Loser Ranch, just to get sent home the first day.  How cruel.  But wait….They were then given the challenge of having 4 weeks to lose 50 lbs. at home.  If they do that, they get to come back to the house.  The Aqua team had their mission, and chose to accept it.


When they show up, almost no one is happy to see them.  They are outsiders and different.  First they are Black.  Like it, hate it, call it what it is, they are.  That’s different. 2nd – Adrian is Loud, obnoxious and flamboyant.  How so?  He wore a damn Ascot to the first weigh in.  An ascot and a T-shirt. When asked about it, he said, “I’m fresh, I’m fly, this is me all day long”.  WTF???  He forgot to say, “I’m fat”.


He starts to dig his own grave with all the hootin’ and hollering during the initial weigh in.  I’m sure he was happy; because they knew they did the work, and knew they lost the weight but teams just voted someone off and were low on emotional energy so it seemed extremely out of place an annoying…even to me sitting at home.  So now they are in the house.  Of course everyone doubts their capability to handle the workouts, because by week 4, everyone feels like they are superstar athletes.  In their minds they are, because they went from NOTHING to working out nonstop and have only compared themselves against themselves.

When Adrian tells them, he has been working out 14 hours per day, it’s not really an exaggeration.  I believe he was or close to it.  He lost 36 lbs at  home!  That’s almost double digits every week by himself at home.  That’s 9 lbs per week, with no Bob, no Dolvett, no super fancy gym and diet tips.  Mark during the same time period lost the same amount of weight.  36lbs!  Jeremy, the biggest guy in the house lost 42 lbs, so 36 is fantastic.

Conda and Kim began to take that the claim of 14 hour works outs the wrong way, and feel insulted.  That’s the beginning of the end for Adrian.  Mix that, with his attitude, and hop hop swag (he is a music producer, but I don’t know what kind of music) and it’s too much for a house that has been through, what they think is a lot.  Bad for Adrian, great for the show, fantastic TV for us.



They continue to act like assholes until Mark who is acts as a leader of the team, pulls them together.  This is the right thing to do, however, once the team is together he stops leading.  He doesn’t take a stand and the meeting becomes useless.  Nancy does step up and say she is tire of the crap.  She is tired of listening to Conda and Kim talking about Adrian behind everyone’s back.  She was just sick of it.  But she also tells Adrian, listen more than talk – which at 34, he finds somewhat offensive but actually somewhat takes the advice. That initial meeting proved to do more harm then good.  Dolvett noticing the fragmentation of his team, pulls everyone together again.  This time it seems to be more effect and I’m starting to feel better about Adrian’s chances of staying around a few weeks…..until……



Both Adrian and his sister Daphne pull horrible numbers this week.  That is one of the reasons that they are given immunity.  The producers know that they are outsiders and that they have to get adjusted to the house.  Daphne pulls a -1.  I was shocked because she seemed like she was doing the work.  Then her body language when the scale read -1, seemed a little nonchalant.  This pissed people off.  She attributed it to the food in the house being different than what they had at home.  There were a lot more carbs – I guarantee that was at least part of the issue.  After being criticized in outtake segments for her weight loss and her reaction, Chism puts up a -2.  No one thinks twice about Chism or his nonchalant reaction.  The new guys are being held to a higher standard.


The same thing happens on the Red Team.  Adrian, complete with ascott and dumb head boppin is humbled and quieted by the scale.  He puts up a -2.  Everyone is shocked at his low number.  He also attributed it to the food.  Santa pulled a -4, Mark pulled a -4, and Conda a -2.  They SUCKED!!  So Adrian was right, they could have been stepping up their game, they could be doing mroe.  This means Dolvett needs to be hitting them harder, which is always his issue.


Here is where, Adrian makes all kinds of mistakes with his mouth.  It depends on how you look at it.  If he wants to stay in the house and win, then he “F’d” up.  If he wants to maintain his pride, be right, and make a stand, then he did the right thing.  There is no way you can do both.

During deliberation, where Adrian didn’t have to say anything because he was immune, he speaks up and asks that if anyone sees anything he could do better to let him know.  Phew! I thought he was going to say something stupid.  By now, at home every time he opens his mouth, it’s a tense moment.

Mark then, basically proceeds to call Adrian a liar.  Oh, you didn’t hear that?  Mark questions if Adrian is “Playing the game”, that’s why he got such a low number, Adrian is offended, and rightly so.  This is basically an attack on Adrian’s character.  This really pisses Adrian off because he thought Mark was sort of on his side.  “The game, what Game?”  Is his response, acting as if he is not aware, by Season 13, of “The game”.

During the vote, the team votes Nancy off, with a bunch of fake tears.  Now Adrian sees an opportunity to make a point, and does so right in the middle of saying good bye to Nancy,  Adrian opens his mouth.  Oy Vey!

But he does have a point.  He basically tells the team, what they just did, was “Play the Game”.  They voted off the person that, health wise, really needed to be there.  That was indeed playing the game.  In fact, that wasn’t even paying the game well.  Nancy lost -4 points this week, the same amount of weight as Mark!!

The statement from Adrian throws the whole room in a tizzy.  Kim, snaps in, “There is a right time and place for everything. ……Didn’t we say earlier you should listen, more than speak”.    Things get a little crazy until Nancy also sides with the team and says that Adrian is ruining the moment.

…WAIT A MINUTE….They just sent your dumb-ass home, he made a point for you, and you are worried about a moment.  They just took money out of your pocket.  Adrian, respectful to Nancy, shut it down and said no more, but the damage was done.  He set the stage for next week.  It’s going to be good, real good.  Adrian’s days are numbered unless he can prove to be a force on the scale.  He’s going to have to be “The Biggest Loser” next week to stand a chance of staying.  With only a 2 lbs loss this week he can do it.  His sister’s days are numbered as well, because of her association with him, her low numbers and what appears like breaks during the “homework” which is the workouts that are done without the trainers.

If you are not watching, you should be.  Watch last weeks episode online and you will be basically caught up on the drama and ready to go into this week.

Kudos to NBC for the production of this Season.  Hat’s off.  Dolvett is proving to be just as effective or more then Jillian.  …and for the record, they are all still eating way to much.  To do the work that they are doing and lose only 2lbs, means they are stuffing their face.  Why on earth are they frying eggs, that’s what got them there in the first place.


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