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Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million To Do What In Porn?

The controversial 20-year-old “artist” has just received a $1 million offer from GameLink to direct a porn movie.

That’s right, the adult retailer doesn’t even want her to be in the film, they are offering her all that money just to direct it. That must make Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham feel pretty sh-tty, huh? They had to actually put dicks in their mouth to make money.

The company sent Miley Cyrus a letter to make the offer official. They say that Miley will have complete control over the film. Apparently, they even sucked up to her in the letter, telling her that Sinead O’Connor is just jealous of her success.

GameLink states that Miley is, “unapologetic about (her) lifestyle, especially when it comes to expressing sexuality.” Which is why they think she would make a great porn director. As of now, Miley has not responded to the offer, but knowing Miley she will probably think really hard about it.

Honestly, I don’t think it’s that bad of an idea. She’s not the greatest singer, her songs are “meh” at best and her acting skills are questionable, so maybe directing porn would be good for her.

You have to imagine she would come up with some pretty crazy sh-t. And you know that everyone would watch the damn thing, so it really is a win for the company and a win for Miley Cyrus.

I think she should do it, what do you think?

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