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Who Does Sandra Bullock Drunk Dial In The Middle Of The Night?

We know that this question keeps you up at night. You try to go to sleep, but you can’t because you just have to know who Sandra Bullock is calling when she is drunk.

Good news! We have the answer for you! It’s George Clooney. The George Clooney that every single woman in the world would love to have sex with. Well, every single woman not named Sandra Bullock. It turns out that while Sandra and George are extremely close friends, the “sexiness” between the two is just not there.

Sandra recently told a U.K. TV morning show that she’s known George for too long and “sexy is gone.”

“Not that (George) is not sexy because he is very, very handsome. If you like that kind of dashing, charming, smart, talented, successful kind of thing. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea.”

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Well, Mr. Clooney just talked with Entertainment Tonight and he called Bullock out on her drunk dialing..

“Let me tell you about Sandy. Yeah, she may say that she’s not all that attracted to me. But she calls me every night at three in the morning drunk. ‘Hey George, what are you doing?’ Nonstop. And then I just send her a bottle of tequila.”

It’s pretty obvious that he was joking. However, there is usually a little truth behind jokes. Personally, I think they should just f–k each other and get it over with. Maybe they have had sex and that’s how they know it wouldn’t work out?

It’s just hard to imagine sex between Sandra Bullock and George Clooney would be bad. Attractive people always have great sex, right? At least that is what I have learned from porn. That and how to objectify women.