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Brad Pitt Talks About Red Carpet Prankster Who Tried To Bury His Face In The Actor’s Crotch

You remember the story about the Ukrainian television reporter who reportedly slapped Brad Pitt in the face? Well, Brad Pitt is talking about what really went down with People magazine.

As most of you know, the incident took place last week at the Hollywood premiere of Angelina Jolie’s ‘Maleficent.‘ According to reporters, Vitalii Sediuk crashed the red carpet, ran to Brad Pitt and slapped him in the face. He was then arrested. He stayed in jail for two days before pleading no contest to battery.

He was sentenced to three years of probation, ordered to stay away from Mr. Pitt and he also has to receive a year’s worth of psychiatric treatment.

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And we definitely think he needs it after hearing Brad Pitt’s side of the story.

“I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head –- not too hard –- but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”

He missed a perfect opportunity to say, “The nutter was trying to bury his face in my nuts!” Come on, Pitt! You will probably never get a chance to say that sentence again.

Anyway, the 25-year-old reporter/douchebag claims he’s just a normal guy. “I’m not crazy.” He insists. Brad Pitt feels differently.

“I don’t mind an exhibitionist. But if this guy keeps it up he’s going to spoil it for the fans who have waited up all night for an autograph or a selfie, because it will make people more wary to approach a crowd. And he should know, if he tries to look up a woman’s dress again, he’s going to get stomped.”

Oh, snap! You hear that Vitalii? You are going to get STOMPED if you look up another dress again. You might want to wear a helmet during your next red carpet adventure.