Premiere Of “The Art Of The Steal” – Arrivals

The Daily Mail’s Misleading Headline had readers thinking John McEnroe was Arrested, It was really his son.

Not that it’s a good thing, but it’s Kevin McEnroe that was arrested not John.

As you can see from the Headline,

“John McEnroe and Ex-wife Tatum O’Neal’s son Kevin 28…”

That makes it sound like John was with Tatum O’Neal’s son, in actuality Kevin McEnroe is the son of both John and Tatum O’Neal.  So it should read,

Kevin McEnroe, Son of John McEnroe and Tatum O’Neal,

Ok, I’m done picking on the Daily Mail.  Hell, that’s where I steal half of my pictures from, but with a staff as large as theirs, they should at least get the headlines straight.

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ANYWAY – WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

28 Year old, Kevin McEnroe who is indeed the son of famous tennis legend John McEnroe was caught Tuesday night “slanging Rocks”.  He was literally busted on the corner of East 4th street and Avenue A in the East village.  Actually, he was busted for buying with the intent to Slang dem Rocks!

This was just blocks away from where his mother was caught buying crack in 2008. [more…]

Reports have it that Kevin was caught in the act of buying drugs from a man identified as Niro Menesses.  Police spotted the shady incident around 11:20 PM on Tuesday night.  When they investigated what was happening they uncovered six glassine envelopes of cocaine,  20 oxy pills, 10 morphine pills and one anxiety pill.

PAUSE – WHAT THE HELL IS GLASSINE? 

I had to look it up: Glassine is a very thin and smooth paper that is air and water resistant.Glassine envelopes are used to carry pharmacy reformulated drugs and illicit drugs such as cocaine and heroin.

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OK GOT IT!

As far as drug charges go, this is the big time.  This isn’t weed.  Make no mistake, these are felony drug charges.  Manhattan Assistant D.A. Kathryn Werner informed the judge during the hearing

“Given the amount, we believe we have a strong possession-with-intent-to-sell case,”

Meneses, an Upper West Side resident, was charged with criminal sale and criminal possession of a controlled substance, and ordered to be held on $10,000 bond or $3,500 cash bail.

Kevin McEnroe was described as being on the verge of tears while he waited for his case to be called.  Poor kid.

POOR KID MY ASS!

McEnroe lives in a 1,125-square-foot, two-family townhouse in Brooklyn’s Gowanus section that he bought last year for $959,000.  He is a grad student at Columbia and  neighbors say all he does is basically party.  One neighbor described the McEnroe house,

 “There’s a lot of girls coming in and out of the house.  When the girlfriend is here there’s a lot of arguing. Every weekend mostly. He always seems like he’s drunk — looks like he’s out of it.”

Wait…Are you still feeling sorry…

A quick look on Kevin’s Facebook page and you will see he went to Trinity School.  That’s an Ivy League Prepschool that costs about $36 grand a year.  He then went to Skidmore ($60K per year) and then Columbia.  That is an education that we only dream for our kids, and his dad is still worth a cool $50 Million.

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Poor Kevin sitting Courtside at the Knicks with John McEnroe

So Boo-f#$kin’ Hoo.  If you are lucky enough to be born into Wealth and fame and piss it all away that’s on you.

Yeah yeah, I know Tatum’s mother was an addict, Tatum is an addict, Tatum’s brother is an addict, Tatum’s half brother is an addict and  in his biography John McEnroe himself struggled with drugs but if you have enough money and know that’s a problem…..then buy a solution.   Lock this kid up.