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Justin Bieber wearing an Angels Hat

Justin Bieber’s Strict Party Rules

Is it your lifelong dream to party with Justin Bieber? If you answered yes, then please go seek help. Not mental help, I mean you might want to get help from a lawyer. Why? Because anyone who wants to party with Justin Bieber at his home must first sign a lengthy contract before they are allowed in to the party. The contract states that if you blog/tweet any confidential photos or videos, you could be sued for $5 million. The document also makes sure party goers know they are fully responsible for themselves, and their actions.

The strange contract even states that they could be participating in “potentially hazardous” activities! What the hell is going on at these parties? I would think the most dangerous thing at a Bieber party would be the risk of him actually singing during it. The contract makes it clear that what happens at the Bieber party, stays at the Bieber party. Guests cannot talk about anything regarding the party, which includes the, “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics” of Bieber and his guests.

One has to wonder why someone so paranoid would even bother throwing a party and inviting people he doesn’t know in the first place. Also, what is he doing in these parties that are so bad? If they were all just playing Xbox and drinking wine coolers, I doubt there would be a need for this contract. Bieber must be doing some pretty freaky sh-t during these parties. I mean, we already know he smokes pot. He was caught smoking pot in January in a hotel room in Newport Beach. The media had a field day with those photos, and it forced Bieber to sort of apologize on his Twitter account.

He claimed that he was trying to be better, but he has certainly gone down hill since then. He’s had fights with his neighbors, meltdowns on Twitter, a horrible birthday, a rocky relationship with Selena and just recently he was booed while accepting an award at the Billboard Music Awards. It’s safe to say that Justin Bieber isn’t the little boy singing to Usher on Youtube anymore.

It’s clear that Bieber has some issues that need to be worked out. It could be that he feels betrayed by people who were once close with him. Last month he talked about his major trust issues.  He told Teen Vogue,

“I get good vibes from people all the time, and I probably could get along with them and be their friend, but now I just don’t trust anybody. Literally, my phone never rings. I only have, like, four people that I keep in contact with. I don’t need a bunch of friends to make me happy. I just need the people close to me that I love, that’s all.”

Aw, don’t you feel bad for Bieber now? No? You still think he is a major tool? Yeah, me too.

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J. Cole Decides to Put his album up agains Kanye’s. Does he Stand a chance?

J cole sitting and staring at the camera with a dark colored T Shirt on.

I’m a huge J. Cole fan, but I think he is definitely biting off more than he can chew. In fact, I know he is. He has told his twitter followers that he is going to go, head to head with Ye’. Yes, Yeezus himself. Cole tweeted yesterday,

That’s right, he moved his Born Sinner Album up to coincide with the same release date as Kanye West. The standard album will have 16 tracks and the delus will have 5 more.
Remember back in 2007 50 and Kanye went head to head. 50 said that he would quit music if he didn’t out sell Ye. This was both artists third album. 50 released Curtis and Kaney released Graduation. Kanye lumped him selling 957,000 to 50’s 691,000 in the first week.

After 50 revealed that it was all for publicity that seemed to work. 50 said,

“That was something that we created, Obviously, it riled the fans up in every way and the results are always bigger sales than usual. Both of the numbers were bigger than what they would have been [without the competition]. It was just great marketing.”

I highly doubt J. Cole will even touch 500,000.


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Taylor Swift holding up her Billbord Music Award May 19, 2013

Billboard Music Awards: Justin Bieber Booed and Taylor Swift Dominates

Well, the Billboard Music Awards were certainly interesting last night, at least as interesting as an award show can be. Not surprisingly, Taylor “I am a f–king princess” Swift dominated the entire night. The 23-year-old won a total of eight awards, including top artist and top album. And, of course, she seemed so shocked every single time she won. Really Taylor, really? Are you really not use to winning by now? Let’s be real here. I will say that the way they revealed her win for “top album” was pretty neat. Fans in the mosh pit area held up cell phones that spelled out the title of her album, “I’m really happy about this.” she said.

She also told the crowd, “You are the longest and best relationship I ever had.” I’ve got to hand it to her, the girl is good. She knows how to work a crowd and how to make people feel sorry for her. “Aw, poor Taylor! Always getting her heartbroken.” I’m not falling for that crap, though. She’s just too damn picky! And everyone knows she is just going out with people now in hopes that they’ll break her heart. She is going to be a 70-year-old still singing about how Larry from the bingo hall stood her up for brunch on Sunday.

Anyway, Justin Bieber was also at the award show and he also won a few awards, but something funny happened when he was accepting one of his awards. Bieber was booed by people in the crowd when he took the stage to accept the “Milestone Award.” Bieber seemed a little annoyed by the booing.  He told the crowd,

“I’m 19-years-old; I think I’m doing a pretty good job. And basically from my heart I really just want to say it should really be about the music, it should be about the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick. I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously and all this other bull should not be spoken.”

Bieber is right! It should be about the music and the music only, but it’s not…which is why Bieber is so damn famous. Justin Bieber should feel extremely lucky that “real music” has nothing to do with it anymore. You just need a pretty face, a nice smile and a voice that can be digitally enhanced. Anyway, while awards were handed out last night, it was the performances that made everyone watch.

Justin Bieber performed with will.i.am and Selena Gomez took the stage to sing her new hit, “Come & Get It.” Macklemore performed his mega-hit and now award-winning “Thrift Shop” it won top rap song last night. Nicki Minaj “classed” things up when she gave Lil Wayne a lap dance on stage during her performance. Lil Wayne seemed to be enjoying himself, and we’re sure his ‘Lil Wang’ was enjoying the lap dance, as well.

It was truly a magical night, but I think Kid Rock summed it up best when he said, “Let’s give it up for people lip-synching under pre-recorded music.”

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Kim Kardashian consoles Kanye West After he bumps his head on a pole

Kanye West is NOT a Celebrity!

That’s what Kanye West wants you all to know. He might be one of the most popular artists in the music world right now and he might be married to the biggest attention whore on television, but he is not a celebrity! So, get all of those f–king cameras out of his face, dammit! During the Adult Swim Upfront party, Kanye took the stage and had a few choice words to say to the media…West said,

“I’m a terrible, terrible celebrity. I’m only up in the studio to make real sh-t…I don’t want nobody coming up to me with cameras and sh-t. Selling pictures to a f–king magazine…asking me dumb f–king questions because I’m not a motherf–king celebrity.”

I can understand his frustration, but really? You are a celebrity Kanye, and you aren’t exactly making it easy on yourself by knocking up Kim Kardashian. I mean, he does realize that Kim Kardashian makes a living from whoring herself out for the camera, right? Sh-t, she became famous for that very thing! So, you can’t get someone like Kim Kardashian pregnant and then whine about how much it sucks to be a celebrity. Suck it up! You’re making millions of dollars, you have a beautiful lady by your side who is pregnant with your child and you have millions of fans. What the f–k are you complaining about again? A few cameras in your face? Get over it, man.

Kim Kardashian even admitted recently that she and Kanye are completely different when it comes to sharing personl information with the media. She talked with Fabulous magazine recently and had this to say…

 “We live different lives, but I love being open. That’s who I’ve always been and sharing so much of myself–I love that. That’ll never change because that is who I am. It’s more about gearing up to protect other people. I’m definitely more of a recluse since I was pregnant. But I haven’t necessarily decided to hold myself back, it’s just preparing myself for respecting the privacy of my child and my boyfriend.”

Well, this should be interesting, huh? I can only imagine how many fights Kanye is going to get in with paparazzi when they try to take pictures of his kid. I am fairly certain that he is going to end up in jail or something. If I was a photographer, I’d probably think twice before I tried to get that money making picture. At the very least, you might want to put on some protective gear before you try to do so. A helmet, a cup, chest protector, shin guards…etc.

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Is Beyonce Pregnant…Cancelled Concert and Pictured Pouch Fuel Rumors

Baby bump

The rumors all started when a few blogs started to really look at what Beyonce wore to the Met Gala. The New York Post claims her outfit was “camouflaging” her growing midsection.

Now most recently she has cancelled a show.  The self proclaimed workaholic, almost never cancels a show but did so today.  She was scheduled to perform in Belgium at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp and due to exhaustion and dehydration, the show was cancelled. 

There are also tour photos making their way around the internet that apparently show Beyonce with a “baby bump.” Although, it could just be bad camera angles or maybe she’s been eating too much sodium, but I guess that wouldn’t be as exciting as a baby. Beyonce’s January interview with Good Morning America is only adding fuel to the growing fire.  Beyonce said on Good Morning America after being asked if she wanted more kids,

“I would like more children.. I think my daughter needs some company. I definitely love being a big sister. At some point….when it’s supposed to happen.”

And if all that wasn’t enough, MediaTakeOut has reportedly “confirmed” that Beyonce is pregnant. They claim that they just got official word, apparently from a “QUASI-OFFICIAL” member of Beyonce’s team. The website goes on to claim that Beyonce is currently in month two of her pregnancy and that she hopes to hide her pregnancy until she is out of her first trimester. Oh, and  you might want to watch the BET Awards next month, their source says Beyonce will make it official on the show.

So, who do you believe? The internet is not exactly know for its accuracy, but news has been leaked on the internet before. However, it doesn’t exactly seem like the right time for Beyonce to be pregnant again. She’s on that world tour until the middle of August. Would she have really tried to get pregnant now? I can’t imagine traveling around the world while your five months pregnant is that much fun. It just doesn’t make any sense for Beyonce to get pregnant right now.

A source with People magazine thinks the same,

“Beyonce and Jay-Z are planning for another baby after her tour is over and things calm down just a bit.”

I guess we’ll find out the truth soon enough, but for right now I am going to lean on the side of “not pregnant.” Which means that she probably is pregnant, ‘cause I am always wrong. You should see me trying to play Jeopardy, it’s horribly embarrassing.

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2011 Summer TCA Tour - Day 6

Jessica Simpson Not Happy With Nick Lachey [video]

It feels like 2003 all over again! Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are fighting for the whole world to see again, except this time they’re not married and living together. Nick Lachey apparently pissed Jessica Simpson off during his appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ on Bravo last week. The host of the show asked Nick Lachey what the best part about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore was, and Nick shocked everyone with his answer,

“The best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore is I don’t have to play grab ass under the table on Easter Sunday.” Nick said while laughing. “It may not be (funny) tomorrow, but it is tonight.” he said after the joke.

Lachey was obviously joking about the gay rumors that have been following Joe Simpson around for a long time now. He reportedly hired a 21-year-old male escort to have sex with him, although that has never actually been confirmed. However, it was thought to be one of the main reasons he and Tina got a divorce.

Anyway, Jessica Simpson is pissed off at Nick Lachey.  A source close with Jessica said,

 “Jessica was shocked and horrified that Nick said what he said. She’s really upset about it, that he would say that. Nick might have thought it was funny and he got a cheap laugh, but to Jessica it wasn’t…at all. Jessica was disappointed that he would even speak about her at all. It’s been eight years since they were married and six years since they last spoke.”

Uh-oh! Nick is in some trouble now. I would not want to be on the bad side of that crazy ass family.

You can watch Nick deliver the punch line here:

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